What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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