- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

7+5=12

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

your mom

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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