what's worse then a blowjob?

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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WNBA

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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oh hey.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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