- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Mitt Romney

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

all jokes aside...

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

knock knock whos there? nobody

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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