Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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VITAMIN C!

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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