your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

the game

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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