- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Shea's sty....

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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