- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Knock, Knock. Come in!

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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