- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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