What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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my penis

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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I am dyslexic

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Anti Joke

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