Women's rights

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

YO FACE

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

can you pass the soap?

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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