why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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yada yada

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Suck pussy

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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