- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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