- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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