Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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