- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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