- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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