- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

whats polish and black a polish black person

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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