Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

black people

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Guess what? AIDS!

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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