- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

PENIS lol

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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