- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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