What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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