A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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are you gay does your mom know

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Testicles.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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