- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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