You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Women's rights.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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