What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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The queen having a shit

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