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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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