What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Girls soccer

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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