- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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