Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

The WNBA

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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