- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

dat shoe shine tho

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

You will not press the like button.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Wigan.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's 9+10 Ebola

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

so...um, yeah

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