What's funny? Women's rights.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

can you touch your toes? no

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

girls basketball

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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