why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Apple juice.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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