What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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well use a tissue!

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Penis-biter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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