- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Haha, I get it..

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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