Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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