What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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