- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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