What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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