- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

A person from Singapore eats

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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