Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is cowboy say

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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