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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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