You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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