knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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A Serbian Film

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Anti Joke

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