- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

hi mom

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A sober Irish individual.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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