- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? Food.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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