- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What do black people eat? Food.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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