Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What is cowboy say

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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I like poop in my butt

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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