- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Michael Brown

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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