- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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