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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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