Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Women's Rights

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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