Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Who invented apple? God

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Good job, son.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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