- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

watch me nae nae

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

your life

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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