- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What did the president do for the people? ...

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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