- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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