- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well this is pointless.....

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

drew edminstin is a rat

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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