Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Hail Heetluh

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

A man walks into a vagina

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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