Bad grammers.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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