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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Penis.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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whats black? the colour

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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