Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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