It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Basically

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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gay pom...

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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