Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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ewrg

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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