Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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